Good evening friends. I am having scary moments, this was definitely done in my promotions lol, but seems to have disappeared into the ether, weird stuff happens on WordPress, so let’s do it again, Please welcome a friend and fellow Blogger Brian Lageose.
Brian has 3 websites Bonnywood Manor Backup dancers from hell and crusty pie. how he manages to run them all baffles me, when. its hard enough to run one lol, but here we are, these are fascinating blogs, many of you have already visited his blog but to the few who have not here is a bit about Brian.
Brian was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma on a cold January day in 1965.
Clearly, the odds were already against him.
But he persevered, slugging through this and that, and he quickly learned at a very young age that some people can achieve greatness with dedication and hard work, some people are destined to awe the world with their ineptness and lack of admirable qualities, and most people are quite happy to simply plod along in the middle, leading pleasant but mundane lives where they occasionally find a stash of misplaced quarters under a sofa cushion and everybody gets to go out for ice cream.
Brian was not impressed with any of these options. He looked up from his paperwork at the Life Goals Development Center, and studied the applicants around him. Everyone else was quickly selecting one of the three avenues, shoving their completed forms at one of the bored administrative people, and then rushing out the door, because “Charlie’s Angels” was on TV in a few minutes and you couldn’t really miss THAT.
In frustration, Brian turned over his application, intent on writing a scathing missive to Whoever Was In Charge that he really didn’t appreciate the skimpy menu of opportunities, and he noticed a fourth career path, hastily scribbled in by someone with vision: “Some people feel compelled to study the world and people around them, and then stay up all night writing down their thoughts on the matter.”
Brian smiled, checked the box, and added his signature with a flourish. And so it began.
a sample of his amazing work.
PAST IMPERFECT #577 FROM CRUSTY PIE.
Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump and Joe Biden walk into a bar…
Ronnie, left: “Some day I’m gonna be president.”
Trumpy, middle: “Why would you do that? Is there any money in it?”
Joey, right: “I’m gonna be president, too. But first I’m gonna be a Councilor and then a Senator so I can learn the ropes.”
Ronnie: “Learning is overrated. When I’m president, I don’t want people to figure out that I’m lying.”
Stumpy: “I can lie. I’ve been doing it all my life. Say, maybe I should check out this president gig.”
Joey: “Come on, guys. We should do the right things that help the most people.”
Ronnie: “Oh, screw that. I’m gonna be a conservative, because than you can do whatever you want and not worry about helping anybody but your political base.”
Dumpy: “Now I’m getting kind of aroused. Where do I sign up?”
Joey: “Look, both of you are forgetting that public service is about understanding that everybody has a right to equal opportunity.”
Ronnie: “Oh, really? Like the opportunities you’ve had to make women feel uncomfortable? I’ve heard the stories, Joey, with the inappropriate touching.”
Humpy: “I love making women feel uncomfortable and I touch them whenever I want because I have a lot of money. Well, my daddy has the money, but it’s basically mine, so, same thing.”
Joey: “That’s it. I’m done with both of you. I may have fumbled a few things in my life, but that’s nothing compared to the nastiness the two of you will unleash.”
Ronnie: “Get over yourself. Americans have a short attention span and that’s why the Republican party still exists.”
Trumpy: “I have a short attention span, too! That’s why I love Twitter. What were we talking about?”
Joey: “You know, Ronnie, I’m a little worried about this short-ass freak between us. Maybe this is one of those patriotic times when the political parties work together to stop the insanity?”
Ronnie: “I couldn’t agree more. He’s a clueless moron that reeks of incompetence. But here’s the thing, Joe. After I die, the Republican party is going to veer off into an immoral wasteland of ineptitude and cluelessness.”
Dumpy: “I love that wasteland. I was born there!”
Joey: “So how do we save the soul of America?”
Rachel Maddow, designated moderator of this impromptu presidential debate: “Gentlemen, we only have a few moments left until we morph into a huge block of unrelated commercials, so please summarize your political legacy in four words or less.”
Ronnie: “Ignorance is a blessing.”
Frumpy: “Fear motivates my base.”
Joey: “Decency will triumph eventually.”
Somebody bangs on a cowbell and the three men race off to review the latest polls.
Ten minutes later, Rachel Maddow walks into a bar…
Bartender: “What can I get you?”
Rachel: “Well, I feel compelled to apologize to the rest of the world for the absolute travesty of current American politics. Do you have a drink that can help me with that?”
Bartender: “Oh, don’t worry about it. The rest of the world stopped taking us seriously the very second that Trumpy laid his grabbing hand on the Bible and swore the Oath of Office. We’re now just a terrible sitcom that should have been cancelled two years ago.”
Rachel: “But I still feel bad about our image. That fake-tan blob of ineptitude in the White House does not represent most Americans.”
Bartender: “Fair enough, and true. But until all the decent people actually start voting in every election instead of sitting at home and whining about things, this sitcom is going to be renewed for another four seasons.”
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