He did this She did that He is a liar She is a twat. He stole her thunder She couldn’t care less Its his fault we are in this She caused the mess. Don’t vote for them But please vote for us We don’t have any transport But They have a bus!. He goes to your door She goes on the tv Is anyone bothered Or is it just me? He said on Twitter She told a lie All this pa- lava Is by the by He wants to win She is in the door What is the point of all this Do we know what we are voting for? He wants Brexit She wants to remain He started a war She stood in the rain. One wants independence The other could care less All this political trauma Causing all this stress. At the end of the day Who will truly win? Certainly not the working class Who end up in the bin. So when it comes to polling day When you make that inked cross Who really gives a damn Who gives a toss?